CHOPPED AND SCREWED

Ok so yesterday I was watching an episode of THE CITY and in this episode a rumor floats around about Adam one of the many model characters on the show. He supposedly kissed another girl at a party that his girlfriend wasn’t attending. DRAMA, DRAMA, and more DRAMA. I don’t usually blog about my obsession with reality TV. but I have a point. The girls finally meet each other a party …. Long story short the girls confronted each other. SHE TOLD HER THEN SHE TOLD HIM!

LONG STORY even shorter she believed the boyfriend. I’m so annoyed. One thing that I think I have mastered and continue to develop over the years is my BULLSHIT detector. I don’t understand how this girl couldn’t tell that she was being lied to. I don’t know, I maybe wrong or MTV did a great job of making it look like she was being PLAYED… so I’m single and men try to play me on a daily basis. I hear so many old, tired, smelly, did I say old, lines that it’s sickening.

I’m not complaining. At 28 it’s become a bit entertaining. STORY TIME!!!! Just the other day I was getting my STARBUCKS fix on (I finally found a starbucks 30min away from LALA LAND) and looking cute as usual (TOOT, TOOT). This guy approached me, VERY ATTRACTIVE, and started talking about what he did for a living etc, etc and carrying on great convo.

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I gave him my number he saved it no harm done I knew he wasn’t gonna call. 20 min later I get a txt from the guy “hey baby I had a great time with you last night you were amazing” WHAT THE F%^$. OMG this guy just told me that he was single and wasn’t seeing anyone. He must of meant right now. Lol

I said all that to say this DON’T GET PLAYED, REMEMBER his eyes are the window to his um you know where.

JUST WANNA SAY

Some men are just boys in men’s clothing……

TAKE A GOOD LOOK IN THE MIRROR

What kind of person are you when no one is looking. Would you hold the door for a stranger or are you in to much of a hurry to get where you’re going that you let the door slam in their face. When you see a chick in a busted outfit do you snap a picture to blog about it later (GUILTY!!!) or do you tell her “AWESOME BOOTS” . I have had the challenge for this year in 2009 for fix my karma and clear my conscience of all the negative energy that has accumulated over the years. I’ve written letters to old friends to tell them how sorry I was, I’ve told people how I really feel about them , I volunteer on a regular basis and I started thinking about how I say things before I say them and oh my goodness it works. I feel sooooo darn good about myself; I think being here in LALA land is the happiest I’ve been in along time. I have so much quiet me time, reflection time and time to blog even though I have no inspiration. ANYWAY take a good look in the mirror , go ahead, I’ll wait……………… what kind of person do you see well I have my mirror in hand and I love, love, love what I see. DO YOU!!

Parents just don't understand

Tell me I'm not the only one whose parents have become the ARE YOU GETTING MARRIED SOON ARE YOU HAVING A BABY POLICE. I can bet my Prada shoes that everyday something comes out of my mother's mouth that consists of a FAMILY type context. I can't hold a baby or look at a wedding dress without my mom getting weepy eyed. Oh , and here is the kicker , my younger brother is getting married before me..... OMG ..... she even bought me a book about HOW TO PLAN YOUR WEDDING IN 6 MONTHS. I think she wrote it though. What is the big deal about women who aren't married before 30 . It feels like I have a disease and I only have a few years to live. My mom remembers every guys name I have ever dated so i just don't tell them their names anymore. She has gotten smart though she refers to them in time frames now " OH HOW IS EARLY AUGUST LATE OCTOBER". I give up. I can't find MR. RIGHT because i'm not MS. READY. I have learned you have to prepare your life for a mate and welcome the challenge. Be more willing to compromise in certain situations and willing to listen to some one other then yourself talk . I've mastered about a half of those...........
thanks for listening .

Country Mouse chronicles

OK so Country mouse is about to make me scream at him . Not that we are an item, just friends but as a women there are so many..... Scratch that as a HUMAN there are so many thing that I need and I see now that he just doesn't have the mental capacity or maturity to handle that( NO I'M NOT SAYING HE'S STUPID.) I'm not the nagging type but I find myself nagging for one simple thing CONSIDERATION!!!!! I can't spell it out any other way. I understand when things happen and we get caught up with life and we can't get to you, but 20 hrs of waiting for you to make a decision about what we are going to do tonight just doesn't cut it for me. I wouldn't be so upset if we hadn't made these particular plans a week ago and I didn't clear MY schedule to hold up my end of the bargain . I hate coming second . HATE IT ,HATE IT ,HATE IT!!! so I have turned off the phone because I know at this point if I talk to him I will not be the nice southern girl that most people think that I am. (may I just say that I decided this year to not hold back in this blog) Anyway..... I'm totally going to stop focusing on my social life or the lack thereof and just do other thing with my time. Maybe I'll take up knitting.

Extra ,Extra read all about it!!!

I just got my new, fresh February copy of Lucky and I'm sooooo disappointed. Normally it would take me a few hours to read a magazine cover to cover but this particular issue took me about one hr if that! I'm disappointed! I know it's not completely Lucky's fault even though they did delete some parts of the magazine that they had last year . ( oh well out with the old in with the new), but the magazine is sooooo thin. Last months issue was just as thin. I know that it has to do with the ever depleting economy but DARN, i want my Lucky back. I even noticed that other magazines like GLAMOUR are just as thin. ( THAT DARN CONDE' NAST) . ANYWAY..... i will still subscribe to Lucky , i just had to get that off my chest. March is only 30 days away........

TATTED UP!

I have never liked tattoos I guess cause i never knew what to get...... Finally decided to get this one. I know that it's not original and one of my favorite personality's has this particular tat. My sister and I decided to make it special we doing it together on our next birthday. I think we will add each others initials to it to make it even more special.

2009 BUCKET LIST.

In the beginning i had come to the decision that I was absolutely not going to have a NEW YEARS resolution, (and I'm not) but ,I just can't go into 2009 with out a plan so I decided to do a 2009 bucket list. This list will involve everything I want to accomplish before 2009 kicks the bucket.


I don't know where to begin............

ummmmmm.........

I won't go in to detail about each thing on the list with the hopes that , as I navigate through the list , I can blog about it and get some opinions about what I should do.

Ok so here goes....


1. Start a non-profit
2. get another degree or at least work toward another one.
3.begin writing my cookbook
4. work on my new blog and continue writing in this one
5. take a writing class.
6. read 100 new books
7. Go to Chicago
8. get another dog ( PRECIOUS NEEDS COMPANY)
9. Go to the GEORGIA TECH /GEORGIA game
10. Go to GRAND CAYMAN.

that's all for now .... hopefully i can do it so wish me luck...

What ARE YOUR 2009 goals?

TIP for the DAY.

NEVER TEXT YOUR SISTER WHILE HAVING DIRTY TEXT WITH YOUR MAN!!!!!

COUNTRY MOUSE ,CITY MOUSE...

If you read my blog then some of you may know who Oswald is the absolute love of my life.... We aren't officially, official but we are official. (YEAH I DON'T GET IT EITHER)We have been away from each other for over a month and it's weird . We went from seeing each other on a daily basis to having phone calls , txts and emails as our only line of communication. So I'm hear in LA LA land (NOT L.A. though I wish it so) and I had to find something ,someone to occupy my time or to make the transition back to the real world a little more smooth. In enters COUNTRY MOUSE!!!! I can honestly say he is the sweetest guy I have ever met in my life .... ( only 28 yrs)! Can you imagine being told you were BEAUTIFUL everyday.... I know that this is not a joke because I've knew him in high school and he was always like this....... Here's where the dilemma lies as far as looks are concerned they are pretty much equal .I don't have a type in the looks department but they are both very attractive men..... There is absolutely nothing so significantly different about the other to help me with this decision. For one thing I have Country Mouse now and for the other , Oswald will be there for me when I get back..... I have no idea. o.k. and as far as personality let me put this in SEX AND THE CITY terms you all might understand. Oswald is my Mr. Big and COUNTRY MOUSE is my AIDEN.
Just so you know I'm not hurting either party, I'm not that kinda girl but, I do need to make a decision and soon.
HELP!!!!!